last one, swear i found this joint called gay porn while toilet trolling on faded 4G at work's trailer john. page opens to homepage plastered in male creampies drip walking distance from the nothing fancy layout-no clusterfuck playlist widgets, just straight roadrunner pics of dudes jumping on cock. scream icon labeled amateur tones caught my dumb ass, clicked, end up scrolling scrolling for minutes till my boots dried in that farty john. showed me random buncha dudes: skinny college free gays porn, buff gym bros, heavy tatted bears flexing ink while balls deep in some jaybird butt right there on a picnic table. highlight was legit redneck scope-playing dude in backwards cap sittin on cooler, knocking back pbr while some slightly fem twink rode his swollen meat like the wagon in a parade. guy filming croaked 'keep fucking go sunrise will kick us off the lake lot' and dude just grunted, shot so hard some splashed right onto the can of skoal sitting open in frame. i got so baked laughing i forgot to lock stall, junior plumber walked in, dropped toolbox. bro saw dick on my phone and said 'jesus save that ass too' then literally shut the door behind him real cool. kept staying onboard anyway, another clip popped with clam-shaped ass jock shov'n thick daddy finger up him yelling louder than my liking 'bout how tight he is - interrupted by his own vape alarm puffin bigger clouds than my grandpa in casket. rolled out of john with pants crusted and socks wet; boss man none the damn wiser, still snorting sawdust snooker.