meteor (2022-2023)

Mixed Martial Arts
Hunter College Hillel
Hunter Pre law Society
Circle K International- Hunter Chapter
Amnesty International at Hunter College
Taught Basic Elementary Hebrew to college students at a community synagogue.
Volunteered at a children's intellect center
Worked full-time, went to school full-time, and had an annoying girlfriend (full-time).

Dean's List (4 years).
Golden Key International Honour Society
Vallone Scholarship (4 years)
Magna Cum Laude Graduate (it would have been Summa Cum Laude if it wasn't for that bastard Professor Long).
Phi Betta Kappa Honors
Katherine Duffy Award Receipient
Qualified for the Federal Tution Assistance Program for 4 years! (wow)

Worked for a law enforcement/Judicial Federal Government Agency as an Intern in 2006 and then as a Private Contractor in 2008. Prior to that, I worked as a Medical Office Supervisor and a valet company Manager. Yes, I'm not impressed with this either.

Dec 6 2008- 0830am- The beggining of an endless exam which many of my cohorts have practiced for during many sleepless nights and encountered in their most terrifying nightmares.

Dec 6 2008- Approximately 2200- I will wash away the lead that had stained my shaken fingers a few hours beforehand, the feeling of 4 consecutive hours of hunger, the sweat that accumulated all over my body from fear and anxiety, as well as the spontaneous feelings of helplessness and apathy with many, many (understatement), yes many pints of liquor.

Dec 7 2008- 1100- I will wake up to the sound of a loud ringtone blasting from my phone laying near my bed. After my overly-Jewish mother inquires as to how well the LSATs went and whether the score will be good enough for a tuiton-free law school education, she will begin to pester me with ideas for carrying out useless chores, make irrational demands (including full-time work), and end the conversation by comparing me to her friends' or co-workers' expectional children, many of whom are attending law school and are superior to me in almost every way.

1300- After my power nap, i'll get something to eat. My single compact and quasi-delicious breakfast/lunch/dinner combination "meal" can make starving Romanian children giggle. After carefully hand-picking and researching each law school and the programs they offer, I will then proceed to begin writing a series of law school essays adressed to individual schools, many of which will contain very sad and heart-warming stories designed to appeal to the emotions of spineless and/or heartless law school admissions committees. Even if the blind-folded monkey they hired to throw 'Accepted', 'Waitlisted', 'Deferred', and 'Declined' darts at the numerous law school applications glued to the exposed brick walls of their windowless, cold, and pictureless offices happens to throw a 'Declined' dart at my application, it will be difficult, nonetheless, for the committees to forget me or my stories.

Dec 19, 2008- Thank God I sent out all my applications.. Still waiting for the LSAT score to come in. For the money I paid for the LSAT, they should have scored it on the spot while I sat and waited on an Italian leather futon drinking Moet (all courtesy of LSAC ofcourse).

Jan 29- Snail Mail from Mississippi. Big ass package. Brother called and said that it was just full of brochures and no acceptance letter. 15 mins later I found out there was an acceptance letter. Currently drinking. Oh and I received a letter from UMN. Did they send it to laugh at me or wipe my ass with?