andyroberts75 (2018-2019)

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Application Information

F - Fee Waiver, A - Attending, W - Withdrawn, D - Deferred
# Law School Status Type $$$ Sent Received Complete Decision Updated
60 Creighton University graph Rejected D 12/31/06 01/08/07 01/09/07 02/05/07 12 years
95 Mississippi College graph Accepted W 12/31/06 01/22/07 01/23/07 02/24/07 12 years
95 Oklahoma City University graph Accepted W 12/31/06 01/09/07 01/10/07 02/14/07 12 years
68 Washburn University graph Accepted A 12/31/06 01/08/07 01/09/07 03/15/07 12 years
89 University of Tulsa graph Accepted W 12/29/06 12/29/06 01/03/07 02/02/07 12 years
19 University of Mississippi graph Rejected 12/31/06 01/17/07 01/18/07 03/24/07 12 years
88 University of Dayton graph Accepted W 01/01/07 01/01/07 01/01/07 02/08/07 13 years
57 Drake University graph Rejected 12/31/06 01/09/07 01/18/07 03/01/07 13 years
82 Capital University graph Waitlisted W 01/01/07 01/01/07 01/01/07 02/01/07 13 years
51 University of Missouri Kansas City graph Rejected 12/29/06 01/03/07 01/05/07 03/01/07 13 years
29 University of Memphis graph Intend to Apply W -- -- -- -- 13 years
40 University of Arkansas Fayetteville graph Intend to Apply W -- -- -- -- 13 years
78 Thomas M Cooley Law School graph Accepted W $6,500 12/28/06 12/28/06 12/28/06 01/22/07 13 years
76 Southern Illinois University Carbondale graph Rejected W 12/31/06 01/08/07 01/09/07 01/24/07 13 years
9 University of Missouri Columbia graph Rejected W 12/31/06 01/05/07 01/09/07 01/26/07 13 years

Applicant Information

151
3.3
3.55
Ozarks Ivy
Ursa
13 out of 10

Demographic Information

Potosi (prison)
Missouri
car is a palindrome
Male
N/A

Extra Curricular Information

Summer internship as Presidential Aide to President James Madison.
Student Body President
Student Body Resident
Student Body Hesitant

Foreign Exchange Student to Wyoming for one year
Currency Exchange Student

Bright Flight Scholarship to Undergrad
Dark Streak Scholarship to Underwear

Active in Big Brother Big Sisters Little People, an exclusive club for mentoring by persons under four feet in height.
Active in activism
Activist for activity

Founded University Chapter of Something or Other
Founded Founders of Lost Items Association
Found a flounder

Made a difference--mentored a child.
Just said no.
Did the right thing.

Good kisser with strong profile.
Extensive criminal record and currently dabbling in treason.
No reason for treason this season I guess.

I'm not real smart but I can lift heavy things.

SORRY EVERYBODY: I'm just so paranoid about admission committees taking time out of their, oh roughly, 1500 to 5000 reviewable applications to devote hours investigating this website to verify my information, assuming any applicational indiscrepancies posted on a peer discussion / bragging / scrutiny board would have any significant impact on my chances for admission at the school of the admission officer that actually has that much free time (breath)...whew! That's been bugging me for sooooo long now folks. I'll sure post some more information about myself once the smoke clears. Until then, we know they're always checking--right here--on law school numbers--because they don't have shit else to do.

GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE THIS CYCLE, MAY THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY BLESS YOU ALL, AND MAY NONE OF YOU CONTRACT SOCIAL DISEASES THAT ARE TOO ENTIRELY DIFFICULT TO DEFEAT!!!

BTW: My personable statement was titled: Women's Underwear and Cheap Hotels--All They Have in Common is NO BALLROOM. Maybe somebody can read it for me. Hope it's not too over-the-top or late to retract it. Thanks. I feel like we're all BFF's.

ADDITIONAL INFO & UPDATES

Yeah, I'm quite a catch.

01-18: Phone call from Nobody. Silmultaneous email from the same person.

01-20: PHONE CALL FROM MY MOTHER!!!! I'M IN at eight o'clock to pick up my laundry. Thank you, mother.

01-21: Just checked my answering machine, and I guess I'm going to have to get a restraining order against some guy named Toby Stock. He must be like some junior admissions volunteer at "Harway" or "Harvard"--something like that. I couldn't make it out between his sobs. Anyway, he keeps saying things about a full scholarship and guaranteed job placement on gradution. I guess I"m gonna have to *69 his ass next time and tell him I'm not interested. I'm gonna give him and his little school a piece of my mind AND inform him that groveling is so unbecoming. SHEESH!!!!

01-22: MCSL finally requested. It'd be much easier if I actually paid for the report, eh?
01-22: In at C to the Ooley. Large manilla envelope w/ 25% scholarship as long as I remain in good academic standing. It has now begun.

01-23: Apparently from looking at Ole Miss' time frames, they like to sit on applications until they hatch. All I wanted from them was a Rebels t-shirt anyway, preferably without chew or pitstains.

01-24: Emailed Creighton, OCU, Tulsa, UMKC, and Washburn for updates. All are either at committee or headed there within a week. Dayton also emailed--going to committee but will take possibly longer than six weeks for decision. Nice.

01-26: Received email from SIU. Gonna go out on a limb, given the length of said email, informing me a "letter informing you of the committee's decision" has been sent. Gonna go ahead and update this one to DINGED.
01-27: Dinged at Mizzou. If they could have put it in a smaller envelope, they would have. However, the Dean of Admissions encouraged me to transfer to MU in the Fall of 2008. What a nice person.
01-29: SIU confirmed. Not a Saluki now.
01-30: Tired of waiting. I'm withdrawing from ALL the schools. I'm going to walk the earth like a nomad for six years for perspective while I practice "freelance law" wherever I stop.
02-01: Withdrew from all schools I applied to, in addition to schools to which I never applied via MySpace profiles. I was very cordial, but I pointed out to all of them at the end that "O'doyle Rules!!"

02-02: Spoke w/ unnamed admission rep. who stated my letter was in the mail, but she could not tell me what it was. After I verified we were not speaking on a recorded line, I confirmed the answer rhymed with "Yes" instead of "No". That way, she has plausible deniability. Good times. I haven't gotten the letter yet, but I'm happy unless it's a sick-ass joke.
02-03: Received letter from Washburn stating I had made it to the 2nd round of reviews. I'm assuming that's similar to a deferral, but it's not a rejection. It would feel much better if I didn't already see people getting acceptances from there. I'll keep waiting for you, Ichabods.
02-05: Deferred at Creighton. AAARRRGGGHHHH.
02-09: Email from Dayton. IN. No mention of $$, but more info to follow in the mail in a week or two.
02-12: Waitlist letter from Capital. I sent back in my letter of intent, stating I will withdraw. Thanks for the great mail, though!
02-14: In at OCU, via large white envelope. Thanks y'all.
02-15: Called UMKC to check in after they said they would send me an email once my app. went to committee. Well, they must've forgotten that email since it went on 02-01. Still pending, though.
02-24: In at MCSL. Regular business envelope with a nice handwritten note about my PS from the Dean. Also, called UMKC (again) on 02-23. Decision was supposed to be back later that day, and I should hear this week. Tic, toc, tic, toc.

Careful what you wish for: Double ding in the mail today from UMKC and Drake. Currently preparing warm pile of feces for them to eat.
03-15: In at Washburn!!! Likely where I'll be going, but I'm still visiting OCU and Tulsa.
03-24: Rejected at Ole Miss. Not a big deal now. But thanks for the rejection letter for my collection, you uppety asshats. Cheerio!

Well, I believe my decision has been made. I've sent my seat deposit to Washburn, and I"ll be attending there this Fall. Exciting, exciting.

ALSO, I'M DISABLING MY COMMENTS SINCE [email protected] WILL NOT RESPOND TO MY EMAILS TO NOTIFY ME HOW TO KEEP THE FREAKING PENIS PILL PUSHERS OUT OF MY COMMENTS. HEY WEBMASTER, THANKS FOR A GREAT SITE AND CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR INABILITY TO MAINTAIN IT. GOOD WORK.

Finally dinged at Creighton after a deferral. Thanks for the update, as if I would be able to make a good decision with only a few minutes until semester started.

Visitor Comments

  • I love you
  • Tuesday, October 30 2007 at 02:19 PM

I'm still here. This is where we first met.

- jmckechnie
  • impressed
  • Friday, December 14 2007 at 12:48 PM

very impressed with what you wrote

- blueapple
  • wow
  • Sunday, December 30 2007 at 01:46 PM

This is the funniest "anything" i have ever read. you deserve acceptance to anywhere.

- nethingplz

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